Posted 1 day ago

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

Posted 1 day ago

thranduart:

buzzfeed:

29 Photos That Prove Everybody Cosplays

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED GDI

Posted 1 day ago

dead-men-talking:

malformalady:

Male child skull

You cannot tell the sex of a prepubescent child from bones alone. Also, assuming this is a real skull, shame on the homeowner for displaying a human being like this.

Perhaps this is a cast (as in plastic casting from mold made with bone donated for immediate scientific purposes, with the mold then offered for sale, usually for full skeletal teaching aids) display that was bought under the tag “Male Child, Skull”. Also, cast skulls/bones/skeletons are very useful for figure studies in the fine arts, which are often completed at home. Having such a one so meticulously displayed (while not in use for figure studies, as I am an artist and am only interested in castings for this reason) I would actually think as a sign of respect, to keep it safe and reverently maintained.

Posted 1 day ago

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

make me choose
 
anonymous asked: cyborg or beast boy 

Posted 2 weeks ago

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 

It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.

It only takes a handful.

Do not do it.

(Source: senpaipunk)

Posted 2 weeks ago
shitty-levi:

kuroigames:

One day, I will escape these walls.
One day, our fight will be finished.
One day, I will see the ocean.

why

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh*pushes face away with full extended palm and fingers like a paddle*

shitty-levi:

kuroigames:

One day, I will escape these walls.

One day, our fight will be finished.

One day, I will see the ocean.

why

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh*pushes face away with full extended palm and fingers like a paddle*

Posted 2 weeks ago

ibboard:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

Awesome! Those forward-thinking Scandinavians!

Posted 2 weeks ago

i-may-never-sail-virginia-again:

rosebelle87:

Lady Facilier- Dr. Facilier 2014

YES YES YES